" At 85 years of age, Morris marries LouAnne, a lovely 25-year-old. Because her new husband is so old, LouAnne decides that on their wedding night, she and Morris are to have separate bedrooms. The newlywed is concerned that her new husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities, LouAnne prepares herself for bed, and for the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens, and there is her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, whereupon Morris takes leave of LouAnne, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, LouAnne hears another knock on her bedroom door. It's Morris! And he's again ready for more action! Somewhat surprised, LouAnne consents to further coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses LouAnne, bids her a fond good night, and leaves.
LouAnne is set to go to sleep again. However, after a few short minutes, there is another knock at her door, and there he is again. Morris, as fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for a bit more action. And again they enjoy one another.
As Morris is once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age, honey, I've been with guys less than a third your age who were only good once! You're a great lover, Morris."
Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne and says, "You mean I was here already????""
Saturday, June 03, 2006
FREEDOM ISN'T FREE
:" This was sent to me in an e-mail in reply to a post:(Let's find a president that can do this) I thought I should share it. Instead of leaving it in a comment box. IS.. The thoughts & ramblings of a fellow reader..I thank her for thinking about what I posted..Read below:
There is some truth to this coffee talk, (If you can read this thank a teacher if you can read this in English thank a soldier!!) EXACTLY although some may feel angry because this war still continues and some may feel different. The TRUTH AND FACT we seem to forget........
We are AMERICANS !!!!!! FREE be thankful you can have your opinion, go to school, have support (welfare), have as many children you want. Practice your religion you choose. Some may not agree but for now what is the right thing to do as a AMERICAN?
SUPPORT OUR TROUPES!! Be thankful you can sit with a loved one, grab a burger with a friend. America is made up of free Americans over the age of eighteen we have a voice we the people can make things happen. To blame one person for the war one person for Americas homeless and hunger you might as well blame yourself, have you donated one can of freshly dated soup every other month to a person in need? Have you offered a job even if it is sweeping your side walk for a couple of dollars? Do the math! A small city population of 2000 and 1/2 gave to $2.35 every other month that would be $2350.00 times that buy six that is $14100.00 a year, WOW what a difference. Some people give half or as much in tithing. If we as Americans know hungry and homeless is a problem then why is it so hard to do something about it ourselves. If we were told to do it and it was mandated people would bi%% and complain, but you don't see this kind of giving because Americans myself included don't realize how easy we have it. It is easier to blame some one else than to stand up and make a difference GIVE. Did you know there is some parents who teach their children to give 20% of their allowances to a religion after the age of eight? So why if there is eight year olds and adults giving to a religion? I thought Jesus gave us all 150% ......
what do you think!!!!! LATE AND DEEP!! "
There is some truth to this coffee talk, (If you can read this thank a teacher if you can read this in English thank a soldier!!) EXACTLY although some may feel angry because this war still continues and some may feel different. The TRUTH AND FACT we seem to forget........
We are AMERICANS !!!!!! FREE be thankful you can have your opinion, go to school, have support (welfare), have as many children you want. Practice your religion you choose. Some may not agree but for now what is the right thing to do as a AMERICAN?
SUPPORT OUR TROUPES!! Be thankful you can sit with a loved one, grab a burger with a friend. America is made up of free Americans over the age of eighteen we have a voice we the people can make things happen. To blame one person for the war one person for Americas homeless and hunger you might as well blame yourself, have you donated one can of freshly dated soup every other month to a person in need? Have you offered a job even if it is sweeping your side walk for a couple of dollars? Do the math! A small city population of 2000 and 1/2 gave to $2.35 every other month that would be $2350.00 times that buy six that is $14100.00 a year, WOW what a difference. Some people give half or as much in tithing. If we as Americans know hungry and homeless is a problem then why is it so hard to do something about it ourselves. If we were told to do it and it was mandated people would bi%% and complain, but you don't see this kind of giving because Americans myself included don't realize how easy we have it. It is easier to blame some one else than to stand up and make a difference GIVE. Did you know there is some parents who teach their children to give 20% of their allowances to a religion after the age of eight? So why if there is eight year olds and adults giving to a religion? I thought Jesus gave us all 150% ......
what do you think!!!!! LATE AND DEEP!! "
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